Lost in translation?

She says:

It's not a secret that gals tend to over analyze things guys say and do. But I'm convinced that somewhere down the communication path words get lost in translation. What does it mean when a guy:

1. Wants you to meet his child before he's even kissed you?
2. Tells you he's falling in love with you while dating someone else?
3. Calls you 10 times a day?
4. Tells you "you're out of my league"?
5. Gets upset when you hang out with your guy friends but refuses to meet them when you suggest it to ease his insecurities?
6. Introduces you to his parents one month, but tells you he's not ready for a relationship the next month?
7. Sends you a email stating he never had feelings for you, but checks back with you two weeks later to ask if you received the email or simply ignoring him?

We'd like someone to give straight forward answers but something a little more descriptive than "He's just not that into you!"

He says:

Two things...7 quotes is an odd number to list...it's either 5 or 10. It's easier to process for us listmaniacs ;-) Seriously, I hope these quotes aren't from the same guy...?! Eek, major nut job if that's the case!

Umm, #5 sounds like me. Hahaa. But here's my diagnosis of the symptoms:

Translations!
#1. He's testing your commitment before things go to far...after all, the kid is a big thing to take on...
#2. Can't a man decide he likes one girl more that another? He's falling in love with you...simple.
#3. This is really embarrassing! Tell me who he is so I can slap him ;-)
#4. This sounds like a poorly executed compliment! You are tooo hooot, babay!!
#5. He doesn't want to integrate...he wants to be territorial about his gal! Not much future in this guy...worse than your parents saying he's not the one...you friends will hate him because you'll feel guilty going out or you'll always bitch about him behind his back to your friends.
#6. He's a mommy's boy and she said you weren't the girl for him.
#7. He's been seeing someone else, but he's come back looking for opportunities or the "grass is greener on the other side".

She says:

Yeah...sorry about that, mate! I was on a roll and decided to stop at 7...honestly each question could be a blog on its own! Translations needed were a compilation of inquiries from different friends and their men's weird behavior. So no....not one nutty guy, but rather several!