Snowboarders...good in bed?

He says:

There's nothing more alluring than a girl that can shake her thang on the dance floor. I used to think a girl that could dance was gonna be a wildfire in bed. It's something about the energy, the self-expression, blah, blah.

So, when I was on the slopes this weekend snowboarding I wondered...ummm if a girl can ski or snowboard gracefully and with poise will she be ace in bed? Then, I concentrated on my turns, repeat after me "heel, toe, heel, toe..." ;-) Remember, we guys think about sex several times a minute!

Right, where the apres-boarding party? See you at the bar...


She says:

Snowboarders good in bed? Never thought of it. Let's go back to the dancing thing for a minute....

When I was in my early 20's I refused to date a guy who didn't have any rhythm. I LOVE to shake my thang and if the guy couldn't keep up and harmonize with my moves it was a complete turn off. There is definitely something H-O-T about a guy who can groove on the dance floor. You know the saying, "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." I've been told that a guy who gotz moves on the dance floor can DEFINITELY get down in bed....uh, no pun intended.

Now let's scroll through my memory bank and determine whether or not this is true.....

Um....uh huh....um hm....right....oh yeah.....oooh....

Yup! Tis true! The guys with no rhythm on the dance floor have no business being in bed with me!

Okay , back to the snowboarding/skiing thing. I'm curious now. I wonder if a guy who swoops down the slopes with such masculinity and charge is the same way in bed??

Eh hem...where's that bar?