Top 10 things that annoy men...

He says:

It's official...well, Movin' 939 FM's Rick Dees says so!?

This morning he listed the 'Top 10 things women do that men hate'

#10 Bitchyness...usually targeted at other women
#9 Jealously...the mere mention of another girl's name brings on the cold shoulder
#8 Neediness...please, don't call every hour
#7 Coded messages...we men can't read minds or hearts...say what you really mean
#6 ...can't read my writing
#5 Lack of respect for personal space...no make-up, undies etc. at our place
#4 Being too emotional...pleasseee get it in perspective
#3 Being a snoop...don't be nosy
#2 Talking over each other...why do women do that?!

And the #1 pet peev....wait for it...

#1 Using sex as a weapon...come on...that's lame...

Yeah, I know...it's a bit of an anti-climax...I don't make'em up, I just report them ;-)

She says:

I just spent an hour looking for a top 10 list of thing women hate about men. Would you believe such lists don't exist? Unless you want one from the "India Times" site! No wonder men are so clueless and continue to piss us off!

Here's some insight to why we do things to piss you guys off:

#10 Bitchyness...With the current shotage of good men, why the hell wouldn't we be bitchy towards other women? Especially if they're bitches!! And the bitchyness isn't really targeted towards women, it's towards men too....depending on what the men do and the time of month. ;)

#9 Uh, why would you even mention another girl's name? See #10.

#8 Neediness? We call it validation....validation that you're thinking of us, validation that you care, validation that we're the only one. Or is it confirmation? Well whichever helps us to know that we're a priority in your life! But you know what? It goes both ways, I just broke up with a guy who called every hour. I don't need to know what you're having for lunch, or what you plan to watch on the tube later, or that you're crossing the street or picking your ass...enough already!!

#7 Morse code?...Totally true and guilty of it. I tell my gals that you have to tell men exactly what you want because we're wired differently. Women can just look at each other and we know what we're thinking. You can't really fault the guy for being dumb...eh hem...I mean unable to read our minds.

#6 ...can't provide input if you can't read your own writing....haha.

#5 We respect your personal space. We respect it so much WE want to put our stuff there too!! Listen, don't be a wimp. If you're not ready for the toothbrush in the bathroom, undies in the drawer, etc. just tell her so! What's the worst that could happen? She could go pyscho on you and stab you with her toothbrush....but really what're the chances of that? Oh...you're in LA, pretty high!

#4 The reason why we get so emotional is because YOU don't put it in perspective! Stop dodging questions regarding the relationship! Also, hate to pull this card but sometimes we do get a little emotional.....we can't help it, it's hormonal!

#3 Ah....being snoopy. Yes, most of us are that. I don't get how men aren't.....or are you just undercover about it? Listen, it's in our nature to be curious. If you've got nothing to hide, then lay it all out. The only reason why we snoop is because you've given us reason to. Shady behavior deserves a good snoop.

#2 Talking over each other? What does that mean?

#1 Well, of course!! Sex is the only way to get you to listen or do what we want you to do!!! Hello!!!